May 2011
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My Boyf of the Week
I have some strange boyfs (none of them are my actual boyfriends- that would be ridiculous! These are just dream boyfs OK!). I’ve decided to choose 1 per week. Print out their picture, tape it to my ceiling and plan our lives together. First up:
Rob Dyrdek-
Here are the 5 reasons I like-like him. (in no particular order) (I hate the word particular!!)
1. Dude loves his animals. He has...
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3 Best/Worst Car Foods
After a decade of combining my two great loves- eating fast food and driving with my knees- I am now an expert on car foods. Consider this a prequel to the book I will someday write called “Look, No Hands!” about the art of eating in the car.
Here is my carefully chosen list of the goodies:
1- Crisp Burrito, Taco Time. Here’s the thing. I live in L.A. and, despite writing...
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'Thor'n in My Eardrum
Why was Thor the loudest movie ever? So ridiculously, unnecessarily loud. And not cool sounds, ugly metal monster sounds. Like a hand-made, aluminum foil prison shank rubbing back and forth on a microphone with extra echo and then some high-pitched feedback. I kept plugging my ears instinctively. Then I would tell myself “Be cool you dumb loser! Who plugs their ears in a movie...
