July 2011
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90s Television: shows that I loved but kinda...
-The Drew Carey Show
Remember when Drew Carey used to be fat? Me too. I used to love this show. My mom watched it and I remember feeling like it was a grown up show. I also remember relating a lot to Mimi. After reflecting on her character, I feel it explains a lot.
-Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman
First of all, redundant title. But holy crap did I have a crush on Sully (Joe Lando). I distinctly...
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My Netflix Account or A Mirror Into My Soul.
Netflix is so ballsy lately. Makin all these suggestions to me, like he’s some DJ tryin to get into my pants by suggesting I listen to the new Lil Wayne song. But really, browsing through my Netflix suggestions is like a mirror to my soul. How do you know me so well? How? The following are actual categories from my ‘you would like’ page
1. Emotional TV Shows about Marriage-
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WatchSuper funny impression of Kristen Stewart.right?
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My plans to get a BFF relationship with my future...
Lately I have been thinking about how easy it is to get along with your best friend. I have known my best friend for three years. When I moved to L.A. she was, literally, the first person I met. We worked on a show together in San Diego for a couple months and we became fast friends. Now, three years later, it is one of the highest quality relationships I have ever had. It got me thinking. If we...
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Confession
Whenever I clean my dogs eye boogers she tries to eat them. And I let her.
Facebook: Get on your knees and beg.
You guys, I just need to rant for a minute. And I know this is going to sound bossy and stuff but I am kinda bossy. You know what bugs me you guys? People who post on their facebook page that they are about to/thinking about/want to delete a whole bunch of their friends. Oh, or they say something like “just deleted 150 friends. if you are reading this you made the cut.” I feel like...
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An open letter (more like note you would pass in...
Dear Netflix,
You know I can’t live without you so stop raising your prices. I was just forced to downgrade and I hope you miss my 5 dollars per month. And you know what I’m gonna do with those 5 dollars? Probably waste it on Taco Bell or Jamba Juice or movie theater candy. But at least I have a backbone or some morals or something. Stop sticking it to me because you know you...
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Brotherly Love
Today I was thinking about shows I wanna watch (more on that later) and I thought about Brotherly Love. It was a show with the 3 Lawrence brothers. Remember? And then I thought is everyone sure that the littlest Lawrence brother didn’t grow up to be Justin Bieber? I’m just sayin someone should look in to that or something. Also, if not, what did he grow up to be. Because maybe I...
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My Phonetic Alphabet-
If you are like me, your last name is not exactly phonetic and you are constantly spelling it for people. Sometimes on the phone, lots of those letters sound pretty much the same like b,c,d,e,g etc. So you have to bust out a phonetic alphabet. You know: alpha, tango, charlie…. Well, I just made spelling your last name for customer service representatives over the phone a whole lot more fun. Use...
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“You guys, I’m the only one in my ‘family’ that like to watch...”
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Apparently its a natural instinct for me to take a... →
“I declare myself Princess of the United States: The Duchess of Disneyland. Like,...”
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Teen Mom Quick-cap: Episode 301
If you missed last night’s season premiere of Teen Mom, here is what you missed.
Farrah is still ugly-crying in such a major way. I mean wowzers girl.
Farrah got a boob job, hence the ugly cry.
Gary is still rocking too small Aeropostale shirts on the daily.
Maci’s baby daddy straight up asked Maci if her new boyfriend, Kyle, was slow. (which all of us were wondering in our...
Anonymous asked: Let's get serious (I bet now that I asked that you have the song "Let's Get Physical" in your head...) But seriously, this is a serious question. Have you ever had a broken heart?
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“We all keep saying “Happy 4th! Stay Safe!” but what we mean is...”
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Get the Look- Neck Spider Bite
Oh Man! Do I have a hot new look that you should totally rock tonight at your 4th of July party. It’s kinda tricky, but I know you clever girls can pull this look off in an effortless manner. Here’s what you need.
1. No sleep
2. A spider in your bed
3. Lipstick
Here’s how it works.
Step 1- Make sure to have a really long day at work. Like, 12 hours +. This is...
