June 2012
20 posts
PICKUP LINES I WISH GUYS USED ON ME (my article...
Dating is the worst. Or maybe I am just the worst at it – sometimes it’s hard to tell. I’m sure a lot of it has to do with my hatred for small talk. Your mouth is moving about today’s weather and the traffic on the way over here and I just wanna get to the deep stuff. Like, how did you feel when you heard Camille Grammer was leaving Real Housewives? And then how did you feel when you found out...
May 2012
36 posts
I only like six people on Earth and four of them I have never even met and one of those four is Jenna Marbles. And there is probably a correlation between that and the fact that I just spent considerable time watching youtube videos of sheep herding dogs working harder than I’ve ever worked in my life.
Robot Farts: 'The Avengers' For Dummies
Are you a dummy? Me too. At least when it comes to The Avengers. I have never read any of the comic books and when people started lining up at theaters, I felt really left out of the cool crowd. Comic book people are way cooler than me. I just can’t help it. When Thor came out last May, I enjoyed it quite a bit, but I was definitely lost for the first 10 minutes. I mean, what? Are we even on...
3 years ago today
my beloved childhood dog, Noodle, died. His name was actually MacKenzie, but I refused to call him that so my friends and I just called him Noodie and everyone thought it had something to do with pants, but it didn’t. I was so obsessed with this dog. We both had anxiety disorders. He had one so bad that on holidays with fireworks he had to be sedated. So one 4th of July, I came home and gave...
