June 2012
20 posts
I’M ADDICTED TO GIRL SCOUT PATCHES →
This is my article for HelloGiggles where I basically congratulate myself for things like eating a whole pizza in one sitting and knowing all of the words to ‘Fancy’ by Reba McIntire. Who am I?
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Peanut butter will seal your airway and you will...
Last night I was eating a pancake with peanut butter on it. Am I the only one who puts peanut butter on pancakes? And I took a giant bite and started to choke. And then I just tried swallowing a lot because there was a giant glob of pancake stuck in my throat and the peanut butter was acting like glue. And nothing was happening and I seriously couldn’t breathe. And my dog just looked at me...
Do Not Stuff Your Bra With Jello Pudding
My article is here on HelloGiggles. Its about time travel. I hope you like it.
I just stepped in dog shit. I was wearing flip-flops and it got on my fucking bare foot skin. And my big toe. Like, in the nail part. Just incase you wanted to compare your life with my life. Your life is better than my life.
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(oh, I wrote this for HGigs. I also lived it.))
HOW TO BE A BAD PROM CHAPERONE
Prom. The ultimate public test of whether a girl can walk in sky-high heels and whether a guy can control his farts long enough to slow dance with said girl. And when I was asked to chaperone prom last week, I couldn’t help but take the long walk down memory lane.
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