Sep 13

This is a real book, you guys.  (Taken with Instagram)

This is a real book, you guys. (Taken with Instagram)

My poor father.  (Taken with Instagram)

My poor father. (Taken with Instagram)

Oh, ya know. Just some light reading.  (Taken with Instagram)

Oh, ya know. Just some light reading. (Taken with Instagram)

Jul 21

I just won a hot pink furry guitar at a carnival. I love myself.  (Taken with Instagram)

I just won a hot pink furry guitar at a carnival. I love myself. (Taken with Instagram)

Pups.  (Taken with Instagram)

Pups. (Taken with Instagram)

Jul 16

Sex sells, babies.  (Taken with Instagram)

Sex sells, babies. (Taken with Instagram)

Jul 12

Here’s my article about how me and Katy Perry would both spend our billions of dollars in similar ways. Hope you like it.

Click here.

Jul 11

23456 (Taken with Instagram)

23456 (Taken with Instagram)