Naked bitch. She’s not speaking to me. (Taken with Instagram)
Giddy up. (Taken with Instagram)
So I didn’t submit my article this week because I’m bad at everything and I lost $300 yesterday. And by lost I mean, I left it in the production office and now I can’t freaking find it. And my dog spilled a blueberry smoothie on my couch and now she is somehow not speaking to me. Just incase you want to compare lives and stuff.
Concrete bunghole where dreams are made of, there’s nothin you can’t do. (Taken with Instagram)
I’M ADDICTED TO GIRL SCOUT PATCHES -
This is my article for HelloGiggles where I basically congratulate myself for things like eating a whole pizza in one sitting and knowing all of the words to ‘Fancy’ by Reba McIntire. Who am I?