This is how bloodshot your eyes get when you haunt slept in 31 hours. I’m not a human. Also, don’t judge me by my pores. (Taken with Instagram)
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I spend my days attending The Roseanne Conner School of Housewifery, working on my cookbook: 'Nacho Cheese-100 Ways,' and mastering impractical, purposeless skills that will never help me in my adult life, like playing pinball.
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