ProTip on Getting That ‘No Make-up’ Look
When you are thinking about going au natural….Think Again. In order to look like you have no makeup on you have to put on a lot of make-up. (I recently learned this lesson the hard way. Or the rude way, same diff.) Otherwise, people might innocently (or not so innocently) say the worst thing in the world to you…..
“You look tired.”
You guys, this is the meanest thing in the world. I would rather you ask me if I’m pregnant or if I just ate garlic onion french fries. Why would you ever declarative announce to someone that they look tired. It’s not like saying “you have food in your teeth.” Because food can be fixed. Dark circles, however, aren’t going away with a quick toothpick swipe.
Not to mention that all I did yesterday was go swimming in a public pool with a deluxe floatie for no less than six hours. Then I watched that movie about the girl who got her arm bit off by a shark and bawled my face off, and did some logic puzzles and went to sleep. I got a good 12 hours of sleep. So how the f—k could I possible look tired?
And so, if you ever say to me, “You look tired.” I will smile and respond “Really? You do too.” Because it bugs me.