I spend my days attending The Roseanne Conner School of Housewifery, working on my cookbook: ‘Nacho Cheese-100 Ways,’ and mastering impractical, purposeless skills that will never help me in my adult life, like playing pinball.http://alisonian.tumblr.com/Tumblr (3.0; @alisonian)http://alisonian.tumblr.com/This is a real book, you guys. (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabhkoPjcK1qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is a real book, you guys. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/31499239243http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/31499239243Thu, 13 Sep 2012 19:00:24 -0700My poor father. (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabhit9ude1qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My poor father. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/31499160051http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/31499160051Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:59:17 -0700Oh, ya know. Just some light reading. (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabhf2moZm1qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh, ya know. Just some light reading. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/31499005020http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/31499005020Thu, 13 Sep 2012 18:57:02 -0700I just won a hot pink furry guitar at a carnival. I love myself....<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j9pbet0p1qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I just won a hot pink furry guitar at a carnival. I love myself. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/27724004090http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/27724004090Sat, 21 Jul 2012 16:10:23 -0700Pups. (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j1fq6xxP1qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pups. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/27713990865http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/27713990865Sat, 21 Jul 2012 13:11:49 -0700Sex sells, babies. (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79mq8UNdr1qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sex sells, babies. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/27343616113http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/27343616113Mon, 16 Jul 2012 11:15:44 -0700Here&#8217;s my article about how me and Katy Perry would both spend our billions of dollars in...Here&#8217;s my article about how me and Katy Perry would both spend our billions of dollars in...http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/27074697108http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/27074697108Thu, 12 Jul 2012 14:20:40 -070023456 (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m70u9lnPnG1qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>23456 (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/27013307382http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/27013307382Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:20:08 -0700Naked bitch. She’s not speaking to me. (Taken with...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6vg20jH971qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Naked bitch. She’s not speaking to me. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26803779487http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26803779487Sun, 08 Jul 2012 19:25:11 -0700Giddy up. (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pwrktdGq1qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Giddy up. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26602024933http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26602024933Thu, 05 Jul 2012 19:40:31 -0700So I didn&#8217;t submit my article this week because I&#8217;m bad at everything and I lost $300...So I didn&#8217;t submit my article this week because I&#8217;m bad at everything and I lost $300...http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26465545702http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26465545702Tue, 03 Jul 2012 19:54:28 -0700This is the song I want playing while I walk down the isle....<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A6mz1fBdKATx6qP4oP1I65G&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is the song I want playing while I walk down the isle. Thoughts?</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26334442078http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26334442078Mon, 02 Jul 2012 00:21:42 -0700Da Troof<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hp8a69TM1qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Da Troof</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26280638394http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26280638394Sun, 01 Jul 2012 09:16:58 -0700Concrete bunghole where dreams are made of, there’s nothin...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6c6qxOWkh1qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Concrete bunghole where dreams are made of, there’s nothin you can’t do. (Taken with <a href="http://instagram.com" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26077927507http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26077927507Thu, 28 Jun 2012 09:49:44 -0700I’M ADDICTED TO GIRL SCOUT PATCHESI’M ADDICTED TO GIRL SCOUT PATCHES: This is my article for HelloGiggles where I basically...http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26067662038http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/26067662038Thu, 28 Jun 2012 05:48:44 -0700lolololol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m679shlnIH1qkevbwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>lolololol</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/25893259751http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/25893259751Mon, 25 Jun 2012 18:07:29 -0700Why do I never learn my lesson? (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m609rlDiaP1qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why do I never learn my lesson? (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/25632150647http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/25632150647Thu, 21 Jun 2012 23:23:45 -0700Drunk (Taken with Instagram)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5y1ghvTvW1qkevbwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Drunk (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a>)</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/25544242568http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/25544242568Wed, 20 Jun 2012 18:29:04 -0700thatfunnyblog: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.. <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2wc6aXpBn1ruoqiko1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.thatfunnyblog.net/post/24318351859/wanna-laugh-out-loud-follow-this-blog" target="_blank">thatfunnyblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.</a><a href="http://goo.gl/teUnz" target="_blank">.</a></p> </blockquote>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/25318433505http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/25318433505Sun, 17 Jun 2012 14:54:14 -0700heytinafey: saying this is the best video ever is an...<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Lv2iomcopRk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heytinafey.tumblr.com/post/25279053961/saying-this-is-the-best-video-ever-is-an" target="_blank">heytinafey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>saying this is the best video ever is an understatement </p> </blockquote> <p>My girl in slow-motion was meant. to. be!</p>http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/25294346799http://alisonian.tumblr.com/post/25294346799Sun, 17 Jun 2012 08:15:22 -0700